Double Bacon Cheeseburger Combo Meal

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:32:27 GMT

Hello to any and all that remember me, I'll try and be on more often, it is however complicated because I travel roughly 8 out of the 7 days in a week, just like the beatles. peace outside, more later.

my pills wearing off, I'm not going to be able to focus.

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 03:48:56 GMT

For the last 6 years, I have tried to repair the damage that teen angst and depression have done to my personality. I have filled myself up with hope in mankind. I favor to associate myself with people who are happy, peaceful, and intelligent. Like-minded individuals if you will. In other words, I Am Usually a very easy-going, fun-loving guy.

This morning however, I came stumbling in at around 3:45 from what had to be one of the worst days of work I have ever had in my life. Everything that could've possibly gone wrong did. Including my shouting match with a 400 lb. black guy known to all as "Big Son" I even got in his face poking my finger in his chest screaming insults, Apparantly cheating death has taught me nothing.

Regardless, I worked 20 hours Monday, and about 7 today. But between Mondays stress and today's "Blah" feeling I've had all day, I realize once again that I really need to get my shit together as far as school is concerned. I've got to do better somehow someway, Moving furniture is great excercise, but I am capable of so much more. I think I may apply to be a nascar race car driver, I just don't know where to sign up. Tom Cruise made it look easy enough in Days of Thunder.

Anyways, I'm bitching on LJ again... fuck. You'd think i could actually open up a lil' more.

O.C.D. doesn't stand for Old Crappy Doritos

Tue, 13 Jun 2006 05:42:25 GMT

But Doritos do sound good right about now. I just spent the evening organizing and dusting everything in my room... My room is already what most would consider a well maintained place for a male my age. I do have better things to do with my time. I could've wrote a play, or maybe practiced putting. I need ideas people, fill my head with things to do besides Obsess over stupid things like dusting my walls and organizing my dvd collection in alphabetical order according to the star of the films last name. If things like this continue, I feel as though I will become one of those freaks who has to wear rubber gloves and a dust mask everywhere I go. I'm already a germaphobe. So feel free to reply with answers. I'm bored here in the 'yune.

Sat, 27 May 2006 22:52:16 GMT

Hands down this is the best day that I ever remember..... why are those words so familiar. Every day is gradually improving and My relationship with Jenna is a big role in my new found happiness, should anyone feel the need to meet this amazing creature, party at Curtis's house Friday, BYOB. Stay black.

For the first time in a long time, life doesn't suck.

Thu, 18 May 2006 05:49:02 GMT

Today something hit me like a freight train, Just felt the need to share since I, like 90% of my friends, haven't posted in a while. Today, I woke up and felt... good. Odd, what is this eerie feeling? Not to say I've been clinically depressed for the past... I dunno, year or so, but I haven't exactly been Chuckles the fucking clown either.. Anyways, things are turning around so to speak. My settlement check should be here soon, need to call my lawyer on that one, and depending on my ability to get a business loan I may open my own business, it would be nice anyways. I have a decent job working for a great friend of mine, which by the way surrounding yourself by people who aren't moochers and/or pains in the dick really helps too. I met an awesome girl named Jenna who is practically a female me as for as personality is concerned, If she was a dude, I would totally whoop that ass though because there can be only one Curtis Blow in this town, but since shes not, she rocks. Makes me very happy. Vash is coming along nicely, growing up strong to be the humanoid typhoon I made him to be. I want to get a new place soon, probably going to rent out my sisters rental home once the remodeling is complete. Trying to quit smoking....
Fitter,
happier,
more productive,
Not drinking as much,
Getting along better with associates... blah. so yeah, Life kicks ass once more, And Preston if you read this. I no longer want to stab you.... psych!

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:55:53 GMT

I've had it with this town and the shit that involves living here, I feel like I'm just being sucked into the small town mentality which I so despise, (I.E. settle down, get married, pop out 2.5 kids and be disturbingly content with everything.) Fuck that, fuck you, fuck this. I went to a party tonight where I was the oldest person there by 4 years, afterward I went too the local parking lot where the street racers hang out, still probably the only person there who was legal to drink alcohol... so I did... on someones beat up Mazda 626 I sat, drank my self to sweet oblivion... I need out... bad... nothing could be more efficent.

Tue, 04 Apr 2006 03:07:28 GMT

World record eviction notice, 2 weeks. If you want the story, ask, I don't feel like going through today again.

Everyone must see this!!!!

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:35:00 GMT

http://www.yikers.com/video_live_action_punchout.html

I hate this town and all of its people.

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 02:49:40 GMT

mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:11:25 PM): Fuck you and picayune freak
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:12:04 PM): Fuck you bitch eat shit and die.
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:12:12 PM): make me
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:12:27 PM): shove that noodle up your ass
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:12:58 PM): Silence clitoral cheese nip, it is obvious you envy my nut.
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:13:22 PM): yea thats what she said last night
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:14:30 PM): Conspiracy!! AND NOW EMPLOYING JUVENILE MONGOLOID DEMON BABIES!! MY FAMOUS CHICKEN RECIPE WILL NEVER BE YOURS! GRR!!! WOOF!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:14:53 PM): aww fuck you
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:15:28 PM): ACCUSATIONS! WICKED HOARDER OF TIME!! I SHALL REGURGITATE NO PEAS!! HEAR ME SHINY RECTAL TICK!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:15:56 PM): yep sounds like a picayune person
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:16:14 PM): must have blue devil blood in ya
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:16:24 PM): SPANK MY ASS AND CALL ME DEBBIE!! DARE NOT DEFY MY COMMANDS! THESE HANDS, CAN't GET THEM OFF OF MY WRISTS OH, GOD!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:16:49 PM): what a pud
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:17:33 PM): MARVEL AT MY PLAStIC APPLICATOR!! NOT JUST ANY ACCESSORY FOR YOUR SANITARY NAPKINS!! I MUST LICK YOUR TEETH, FUCK, NICE MOLARS.
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:18:58 PM): go suck a noodle
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:19:04 PM): WORSHIP MY PORES!! OH, NO!! I SENSE THE PRESENCE OF YOUR SOILED PANTIES!! HA! NOW YOU SEE MY TRUE POWER! NOW YOU KNOW WHAT MY GOATEE CAN DO TO YOUR FOLLICLES!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:19:37 PM): YOU, I KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY ARE, I CAN'T PROVE IT BUT I'M ON TO YOU!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:19:44 PM): GIMME SOME CHEESE!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:20:24 PM): go fuck a chicken
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:20:31 PM): REPENT REPENT, FLOSS OFTEN!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:21:37 PM): NONSENSICAL, YET, YOU ENVY ME! YOU WISH TO WIPE MY ASS!! BUTTER MY GROIN!! HERMAPHRODITIC MONKEYS, YOU SPEAK WITH FOOLS TOUNGES!!! FUCK, THATS A NICE TIE SIR!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:23:18 PM): DO YOU YIELD IN YOUR CHALLENGE OF WITS MUST STANK SCOTTY, OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO FUCK OFF IN A FISH TANK FRENZY OF FUN.
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:25:11 PM): ONCE AGAIN I STAND VICTORIOUS! RESCUE FOR YOU! WHOOPEE AND ALL THAT SHIT!! NO MORE FEAR!! YAHOO! BLAH BLAH! YOU ENVY MY NUT!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:25:51 PM): keeps me from being bored
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:26:42 PM): GO FORTH AND BE A HAPPY CABBAGE, YOU NEED NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH MY EVIL TOENAILS OF DOOM!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:26:46 PM): LETS EAT CAKE.
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:27:51 PM): YOUR SERVICE IS COMPLETE!! GET ME SOME FUCKING CORN NUTS!!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:28:21 PM): i got some peanuts
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:29:12 PM): VICTORY!! SUCCESS!! INCONTINENCE! NOW WITH MORE LEAKAGE PROTECTION!! SUPPLICATE! ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE NIPPLELESS WONDER!!!
mustang_scotty302 (3/28/2006 8:29:32 PM): dildo
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:30:38 PM): HOKEY POKEY LARRY CURLY SHEMP AND MO YOU SHITTING PENAL FISSURE!! GET DOWN AND BOW BEFORE MY NUTS, YOU ENVY MY NUTS!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:31:53 PM): I AM WIGGLING MY LEG, DO YOU NOT SEE!! WITNESS MY LEG! HAH!
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:32:28 PM): PPSST! SUPER DOG C'MERE, BITE MY HEAD AND GIVE ME YOUR SUPER POWERS.
the_one_and_onlyhappy_noodle_boy (3/28/2006 8:34:42 PM): GOOBERS OR RAISENETS! GOOBERS OR RAISENETS?!! SQUEAK ONCE FOR YES!! WHO HAS STOLEN MY CHEESE?!! ANSWER ME OR DON'T! SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WILL BE YOUR DOOM!

Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:21:57 GMT

Drunk/ s;eepy. how did I get home. fitter happier, more productive/ HAHA Radiohead bitches.

If you have a mid-life crisis at 24, does it mean I'll be dead at 48?

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:29:15 GMT

For some reason I feel old. I have felt this way for days. I feel like I've wasted so much time. Am I a waste of time? grrr. I hate being mind-fucked. I don't think I'm gonna wait til the fall, I'm going too summer school I believe. I have to make some things better in the quality of my life before apathy sets in and this irritating shit causes a nervous breakdown.

People.

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:38:40 GMT

When I do good things for people, bad things happen too me. Today on my way back too work from lunch, I got stuck in the monstorous line of traffic on hwy 11 at a redlight... so me being a nice guy... I let a girl who was waiting too pull out of a gas station jump in the line in front of me. I could have been an ass and not done such a good deed. About 1/10th of a mile down the road from there, theres this great new seafood restaraunt supposedly, I wouldn't know, but someone was turning in there, so I came to a complete stop just like everyone in front of me, then I heard brakes locking, tires squeeling and boom. I got rearended.. not even a bent bumper, my car rules, but back to that later, I pull off into this amazing seafood restaraunt, hop out to check on the rear of my car and the person who hit me and/or her passengers. Finally she pulls in behind me at the restaraunt, and frantically starts stumbling towards the building, on her way in though she explained she was a diabetic, her sugar was low, and she can't see very well when that happens... I helped her inside, then came back out and looked at her car, HOLY FUCK! her headlight was missing, Grill was all busted, bumpers, fenders, all dented. I went back in and asked how the hell did her car get all of that damage... She was eating, thank God. She said, and I quote "Oh no, that was from last week, I ran into somebody, do you want my insurance information." I shook my head and walked away... It gets better, I stop at a gas station on my way home from work, tired, dirty, and a lil' shaken up by other odd occurances, Another old person/driver stops me on the way into the store. He couldn't figure out why the check engine light was on in his 2007 mercury Grand Marquis. So I go over, poke around, then start trying to explain to him that every 3000 miles, that light would come on, and have to be turned off with the oil change. I have seen this before.. It took me about 15 minutes to convince him of this, I checked his oil, all of his fluids, even looked in his fuse box, just too be sure, because he asked... and when the kindness to a stranger Was begining to totally backfire on me, And I was feeling like a complete tool, he says to me... and I quote.. "Well I'll just call the company, its a rental anyways." I looked at him... shook my head... walked away..... I feel like ripping my eyes out sometimes.

I never ever get replies from personal ads.

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:58:19 GMT

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or

http://personals.yahoo.com/us/preview/preview?search=1&resulttype=1&kws=0&searchinternal=1&position=4&total=1000&adid=personals-1134623520-249049&affid=&searchview=1&searchsort=1&speed=2&advanced=1&primary=&searchname=

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:26:42 GMT

Ear infection grrr... kept me down and home all weekend, however I did accomplish a truly rocking feat. Me and Albert found a house to rent, ROCK! Its a fixer upper, but we'll work off the deposit. Anyone who feels the need to do a good deed, we accept charity, be it in the form of help, food, or personal checks/money orders.

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:44:04 GMT

I got bored and shaved my head today, its not too shabby, different look for me, but good, I just can't resist the urge to pick up an AK-47 rifle and start a major battle, a war battle. War is Hell.

If only I could stay black.

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:39:25 GMT

Today was an awesome day, Despite a total lack of sleep last night from a late night/early morning rendevouz, Everything has been great today, Its hard to believe that 4 minutes ago made 36 hours without sleep, but I am not hating on a nowgro. I think I'm gonna go running here in a moment, Maybe my mind could have a race with my body... who would win? my mind has been racing since around 12 AM last night, so its probably tired. I just realized I am typing strange insignificant things.... what better I to do. I WANT AN NROPOLITAN ICE CREAM SANDWICH! Bitches.

I can't even find peace when I am drunk.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:33:59 GMT

Tonight a bar a strange man approached me. He kept sternly repeating that I should take care of his Grandson. I automatically assumed he was talking about my friend Ryan whom I was participating in a partners billiards game with. I was drunk. I had just stepped off the stage where I did a great karaoke version of Johnny Cash's FOLSOM PRISON BLUES. After about 10 minutes of him sternly repeating himself and staring me down, He mentioned Vash. My Son. Suddenly I felt like a little bitty worm on a big fucking hook, so I told him that. He was ok with the fact that I had no idea who he was as I had only met him once and I was also highly intoxicated. But He sat me down and wanted to know all about my son as he had seen him even less than I have in the past 14 months. He made very clear that he was an x-marine and that with his bare hands he could kill a man about 79 different ways... the hook just kept getting bigger... I felt more comfortable on stage I thought. Then I told him his X-wife was a bitch and suddenly, all was well, We meshed great after that. In fact I took his # down, and this weekend when I keep Vash, I'm thinking, he should see his Grandpa. Not just because I could lose a limb or life itself, But he deserves that. His kids all have been manipulated to believe hes an irresponsible deadbeat father, But I saw through that in the begining. I've only met this man once before tonight, thank jeebus I was the only one there the day Vash was born that spoke too him. Sometimes brownie points work wonders.

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:52:38 GMT

Today's been good so far, as has everything this week, I needed this. I was getting tired of things not falling into place. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitching and moaning about it, but enough was enough. Now I do the dance of happy joy. I'm going out for a drive... just to do it.

Best day of the year! Not today... but soon, very soon.

Fri, 10 Mar 2006 02:33:13 GMT

Today Was good, really good. I went to work, had a nice easy day, came home, had a nice easy meal. Stopped at the store for some OJ, and who do I rendevouz with but my old Nowgro Jody Shugart. The Maxima will be mine, soon, oh so soon. I feel like that car has a part of me in it, and no I don't just mean those stains on the back/front seats. I'm psyched, I haven't technically owned a vehicle since 2000. I'm so pumped up, adrenaline is spewing from my nose, eyes, and ears... oh wait no, I'm just sick. SEE! not even the cold has got me down. Now if only I could get laid.

Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:26:07 GMT

All time low.... 3 words, little yellow different.

Fema bad, today gooood.

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 21:37:01 GMT

Today the speedballin' jabber-jaw boss I had went to jail for telling us to forge documents, and not just any documents, property of the United States Government documents. Along with grand theft, and a laundry list of other warrents, misc. Anywho, we now have his job, and His contract number. Soon we will have his bank roll. Things are turning around finally, But I haven't completely breathed easilly yet. I can only imagine a firing squad of shotgun toting rednecks there tommorow waiting for us to come through. Life is good, tommorow I go to work armed.

P.S. To all who loved me, knew me, or just heard of me. I liked my nintendo more.

grr grrr!!! I feel as if my muscles are swelling and I'm turning green.

Tue, 21 Feb 2006 23:54:18 GMT

Still waiting for peace of mind, anger has nearly reached an all time high. with scattered showers of urine on shallow graves set to be dug Friday. Why does nothing come easy. Why can't things be simple... I need a plan... a simple plan. That was incredibly cheesy, but it made me feel happy in my privates. Of course a paycheck would be much better. I cannot withstand the thought of returning to a normal job with the thought of a boss, and annoying employee's who consider themselves doing me a favot by being my friend. When will there be a change? This year sucks too. Started out great, but this year sucks.

This column of bitchiness provided by: Lack of sex, money, and shelter.

Grrrrr

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 00:37:21 GMT

My job has become a nightmare. My boss is a speed-freak. Nothings goes smoothly anymore, including pay which I have yet too recieve for last week or this week. Of course his excuse was that he let 2 guys who work for him go and deposit $20,000 into his bank account and they dissappeared. This isn't adding up anymore. Tommorow I may quit my job. I may also go to jail for assault and attempted murder. I love new expieriences, and thats a double whammy. I've never tried too kill a human, as much as I constantly fantasize about it in the deep, dark corners of my mind. And I've never been arrested. Kick ass... The only question being, should I shoot, stab, or bash head in with brick?

I Survived 2005

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 19:07:31 GMT

2006 has started off well. Not only have there been no major disasters, Tomorow its back to work making more money each day then most people make in a week. Life seems to be getting better. I know FTC wasn't completely together on New Years, but I did notice one thing, Every other band's performance, had the typical crowd reaction involving staring at feet, and an occasional head bob, and once in a while a small mosh pit. Being a crowd member myself, when FTC went on all holy hell-shit broke loose. Think about it, Superman got kicked in the balls, Ghost-busters were beating a giant robot with rolls of christmas wrapping paper, and finally the death of zach's robot... my bad.

Forever Misunderstood

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:58:05 GMT

Christmas Eve wasn't bad, perhaps the highlight of the night was shooting fireworks at Beth's house. I still am in complete shock that someone actually purchased me Hunting Camo, I mean, yes I talk alot of shit about hating animals, but I can't recall ever killing one. I don't even own a gun. I wonder what goes on in someone's head when purchasing gifts for others. Do they buy gifts to make you happy, or perhaps its a feeble attempt to change you, maybe even just outright disappointment. I'm not whining about the gifts, don't get me wrong, I understand there are alot of people without. I'm just feeling confused. I want a sammich!